"I’m not drunk I’m chillin"

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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nohighs:


YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
cynegetic:

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oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

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